In My Defense...

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I've heard better.

You killed the dinosaurs!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were taking up too much space.

You crashed the site!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense this place needed a new update, I was getting sick of it.

You defecated on my rug!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you blew up your bathroom earlier in the week!

You ignored a friend request!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense i'm bad at socialising, and the guy who sent it annoyed me.

you spilled yoghurt on my hair.

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, it was a nice color.

You spilled yoghurt on my pants!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, they're prettier now.

You shaved my head!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you look better that way.

You drained the pool and put lava in it!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, my rock monsters need somewhere to live.

You broke the bro code!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hate the whole thing.

You lied in court!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I only said the judge looked good.

You rocked the casbah!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, there was a hell of a party.

You turned off the music!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, it was Take That. Eeewww.

You broke my drumsticks!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was playing an incredible drum solo.

You stole my shoelaces!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i needed a lasso, dam flying rhinos

you shot obama!!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I got confused. I was told to shoot 'a bomber'. My hearing ain't that good.

You killed my imaginary friend!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

to be fair i was out gunned it was me or him!

you sat on a rare bird!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, they are damn comfy!

You killed cock robin!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense............i got nothin'

you moonwalked over a small child!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence...wait, that was the best joke you could come up with involving MJ and a small child?

You freed Charles Manson!