In My Defense...

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense I'm sorry my gut wasn't listening

your avatar confuses and scares me

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's not that hard to understand...think for a second.

You meant that statement for someone else!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense.......so i did [small]hey neonbob good to see you again hows it going?[/small]


you tried to kill yahtzee

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he insulted me!
[sup]It's going well, thanks!
how about yourself?[/sup]

You blamed a horrible fart on a toddler!

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, he should have seen it coming. Ninja'd, still works.

You started a flame war!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i wanted to see if my new flame proof suit worked!!

you nuke whales for a living

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, I just stole NeonBob's job.

You ninja'd a ninja!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm just that good.

You made a "why all the hate..." thread!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense.......no i didn't!!

you tripped an old lady over

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

In my defence, she would have been hit by a low flying plane

You killed a tomato!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it threatened my bacon. Nobody does that.

You shot my food into the sun!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you said you liked it crispy


you raised an army of the damned!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they're cheaper than an army of the holy.

You downloaded an illegal mod!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense the legals were all sold out

you smoke horses!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, cows don't light up.

You stunted a child's growth!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defence he was already freaking huge
You ate a bear cub alive.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it looked too tasty to wait for it to cook up!

You questioned the morality of my actions!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you were beating me with a pipe

you got naked in the middle of the street

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my clothes were all on fire.

You didn't get a hose!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i was too busy being disturbed by your nakedness

you trapped me in a well