In My Defense...

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, it's your fault for believing it.

You threw me down the stairs. Of the empire state building.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense, i drunk too much and thought you were a slinky

you said you loved me!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, I do... nah. It was a dare.

You threw a harpoon at me for disagreeing with you!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense, i thought you were gonna kill me

you've kidnapped neonbob

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, I wasn't going to do anything with him anyways.

You cut the power in my neighborhood.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were wasting it on a frankenstein experiment.

You stayed up all night doing nothing!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, that's what you think.

You threw my dog into a volcano.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it crapped on my carpet! It needed to learn a...wait.
Bloody hell...

You made a statue of a penis out of legos!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, I'm 13. What did you expect?

You cut down the tree of life!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, the kids love it!

You wrote on my face while I was sleeping!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said it was alright.

You bit someone's ear off!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, it looked very tasty with the ice-cream earrings.

You were the cause of the Beatles break-up!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I never liked their music.

You didn't believe my story!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense you failed the polygraph
you broke the polygraph

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm off the charts.
Bad pun...

You set up a useless attack!

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I didn't want anyone to get hurt.

You spread the Black Plague!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hated most of the people in Europe.

You broke into church!

 

[Xero Scythe]

In my defense, God wanted me to do it.
(Hell yeah, just pulled a Bush.)

you put your cat in the microwave!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense I did not play enough RTS games.
Your attacked our own base.

 

[Ochidi]

In My Defense, I wanted to build another one.

You made fun of my hair!