In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you have a bright pink afro.

You stuck a feather in your cap!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, it is pretty cool looking.

dammit! you blew up Belgium!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a strange, strange place.

You used guilt on me!

 

[Xero Scythe]

In my defense, you led yourself down that path.

you live in the mounties!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was the only place I could afford.

You wore pink!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense it was for a bet.
You tried to fit in too hard!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, if I don't fit in, then I get beat...

You didn't pay your taxes!

 

[Puzzles]

In my defence, those forms were incredibly tedious.

You put your parents in an old folks home!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defence they were senile and did could not do anything by them selves.

You ate a portion of my Brain!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was so glisteny and tasty looking, I couldn't resist!

You stole the last piece of pie!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, i was hungry and it looked soooo good

you blew up the moon!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense it was mooning me!

You just mooned a bunch of Japanese school girls!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was to keep the saiyans from becoming giant monkeys.
In my defense, they were curious...and too damn cute to resist.

You put a hole in the sky!

 

[Puzzles]

In my defence, I was fondue tasted nice.

In my defence, I didn't know CFC's were evil!

You spat in your customers burger!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, the meat was dry!

you pulled down a girl's skirt!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was being eaten by a ravenous skirt chaser.

You put a lobster in a cold pot of water!

 

[Puzzles]

In my defense, my wife normally cooks.

You voted Bush!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not like anybody else!

You bit a young girl on the head!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, young people taste best!
Wait...that sounds so wrong now...

You stabbed a hobo in the eye!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, he was trying to take my hard earned cash!

you dropped pigeon poo on people!