In My Defense...

[Xero Scythe]

In my defense, young people taste best!
Wait...that sounds so wrong now...

You stabbed a hobo in the eye!

ahhh!!! Pedo alert, pedo alert!

 

[Puzzles]

In my defence, I'm a one quarter pigeon!

You took a babies lollypop!

 

[Xero Scythe]

In my defense, i have a huge sweet tooth!

you killed the whales!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, NeonBob's avatar told me to do it! and it looked so fun!!!!

You ate a globster!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, i was asleep.

you killed Old Man Jenkins!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, it was the only way to find out what it was. And it still failed.

You turned these grapes into raisins!

 

[Puzzles]

In my defence, I was trying to conserve space.

You slapped the queen!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, she was being a bit**

you hung the king!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, he fell off a cliff and I was just trying to lasso him so that he didn't fall.

YOU, however, are wearing a hat for shoes

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it is opposite day, and I reversed my clothing.

You shot my koi fish!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, the thing was so sick of you it practically begged me to end its life.

you launched a nuke at DC!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was sad that my koi fish hated me.

You licked my ex's face!

 

[Xero Scythe]

In my defense, she kissed me first!

you shot my bird!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, I thought it was a nerf gun.

You ate my trousers!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, i was pissed at you for shooting my bird

you blew up cleveland!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, it's only Cleveland...

You have too many birds!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I live in a forest!
You burnt down my forest!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, im a pyromaniac.

You shot my other bird!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, I thought it was a monster.
You planted trees in my desert!

(Ninja'd, but I guess it still works).

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i wanted to make a rainforest

you wont 'leggo my eggo!