In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense it said it would do very obscene things to my mum

You drank wine out of a skull!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the bone gives the wine such a nice texture.

You hollowed the earth!

 

[Hollow Grimm]

In my defense, You asked me to as a birthday present.

You ate my dessert!

 

[world_of_dragons]

... Cake is my greatest weakness...

You blew up... My hot dog

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that was bloody priceless!

You broke my clipboard!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, I have weak arms.

You ate my homework!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, you arent good at math

You set my dog ablaze

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, your dog was made of petrol.

You ran too fast indoors!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was late for class.

You dropped a vase!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you were all going to hell anyway

you hacked into my computer!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, it was me or someone else. security sucks on that thing.

you set fire to the oceans!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense, i wanted to sing a literal version of smoke on the water

you fired a chimp out of a cannon!

 

[Xender90]

In my defense, Both Chimp and Cannon were plastic

you broke my computer.

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, it shouldn't have been so flimsy

you nuked my football team

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense, they had no defense >=)


you tried to kill neonbob

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, he came at me with a knife when we both reached for the gun. Oh yes oh yes oh yes we both oh yes we both oh yes we both reached for the gun the gun the gun the gun oh yes we both reached for the gun for the gun.

You tattooed my grandmother!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense she was SO up for it

you constructed a life size pyramid head out of cardboard

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence I....love pyramid head?

You made bunny cry :'(

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense....I'm an insensitive prick


you crashed your dads car!!