In My Defense...

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense when ya gotta go, ya gotta go

you ate my hamster!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he ate my scab, I tried to balance the scale but I ended up doing more.

You cost me 1st place!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense it wasn't me, it was chuck norris

you got a monkey to smoke

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, you need heroine to survive

You Stole my goldfish and preplaced it with a baby shark!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense who doesn't want a shark?

you drove my car off a cliff

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense, thank you i try

you blamed it on the boogie

 

[Captain Pancake]

In my defense, there was no sunshine or moonlight.

You moved my cheese!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense my mouse was after it

you covered me in flour

 

[CosmicCommander]

In my defense, I thought you were a cake base

You killed mah family

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense you killed my dad

You stole a pack of Pokemon cards!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense they had no yu gi oh cards

you broke my heart!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, why the hell did you make it out of glass?

you hacked my computer.

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, you shot at me first

You have pictures of Hitler!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, they are on a dartboard.

you annoy the neighbours with your musical instrument practice.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i like the sound of my minions breaking glass.

you spray painted a hospital black.