In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

in my defense... what the hell? that wasn't me.

you encased my electric toothbrush in glass so i couldn't use it.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, the person who forbade it was the one who offered it to me.

you broke my foot with a sledgehammer.

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, you should not leave a sledgehammer lying around the house with a post it note saying please smash whatever you see.

you ate my turtle!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i'm all out thanks to your stupid antics with that paint.

you planted a bomb in a car.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, your car is now property of the CIA and will be returned to you as soon as we have finished with it *shifty eyes*

You neutered my cat!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, you were messing up my stuff with it.

you broke into a car just to set off the alarm.

 

[Jedamethis]

I'm attracted to loud noi- ooh flashy lights!

you didn't make me a sandwich!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, it was recreate the Mona Lisa or death!

You destroyed my new netbook!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, netbooks suck

You poisoned my mother!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i didn't mean to put rat poison in her tea.

you let all the animals in a zoo out of their cages.

 

[Azraellod]

now how on earth did it do that?

sorry, didn't realise until i came back to this thread.

 

[Azraellod]

see apology above.

 

[Pm0n3y]

In my defense...wow i never seen a triple post before...

you triple posted!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense my internet sucks

You accused me of having a crappy internet