In My Defense...

[VargRaev]

In my defense... i dont have a bookcase.


You poured gazoline(sp?) on my flowers!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, you had all my books in it.
You are eating at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense:
gardonash: i was scared that they might become triffids with all the nuclear waste you've been dumping on them.
sigel: i was hungry, and watching the universe explode is awesome.

you threw a grenade at a priceless ming dynasty vase.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, it was looking at me funny

You lost the game

 

[Dr Ampersand]

In my defense I AM THE GAME!

You skinny dipped in a pool of melted chocolate and now you're stuck in a solid chocolate cast of yourself as the weather is now really cold.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense................dammit!!

you humped a football

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I like the feel of grass burned leather.
You took a koala out on a date.

 

[brainiac2]

In my defense, she was hot.

You let the terrorists win!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, they gave me money to do it.

you glued a mirror to the back of your head.

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, you have a wound in the back of your head that is blood heavily, and the only thing i had to stop the bleeding was that mirror

You visit 4chan too often!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I have to crack down on some stuff!

You dreamed you were making out with somebody's sister!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that sister was damn sexy.

You made a snowman out of crap...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was wearing a hazmat suit and I was asleep.

You insulted my car!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's a Pinto with a dildo on the hood.
You can't not make fun of it.

You rammed my battleship!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was trying to free the torpedoes! TORPEDOES SHOULD NOT BE IN CAPTIVITY!!!!!!!!!

You killed me with all your torpedoes!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wasn't sure if three would do.
There is no kill like overkill!

You were offline all day!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense hanging out with real people is more fun.

You put the s in slaughter!

 

[Jedamethis]

in my defence, the dictionary told me to

you threw up on me!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, your face caused it.

You shot me in the leg!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, your leg was being rasistic towards me.

I caugth you howling with the Wolves!