In My Defense...

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense....it's true!!

you accused world of warcraft of subliminal messaging!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense I was on a weirdo server

You poked me in the eye!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you did say you wanted to play poker

you insulted my honour

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense you insulted my mum's honor

You mugged my friend!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense your "friend" is a cup!!

you sunk my battleship!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense it was calling me and telling me all the ways it was going to mess me up! (cookie for reference)

You just broke my tv!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you were watching Disney Channel

You killed Kenny!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, nobody was going to do it, and he needed to die by the end of the episode!

You ate my gold fish!

 

[Magnatek]

In my defense, you're a ninja. You're too fast for luck!

You didn't sign the Starcraft 2 petition!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was online. I can't sign the screen.

You made a chipmunk song!

 

[historybuff]

In my defense, I was under the control of an evil necromancer bent on destroying the precious eardrums of the world.

You broke that man's legs with a block of glacier and a nice bit of ribbon!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, he was in my seat.

You nuked the whales!

 

[Pm0n3y]

in my defense i wanted to be like Neonbob.

you play TF2 too much!

 

[brainiac2]

In my defense, It was hungry. and dry.

You killed Kenny!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, he would Die anyways

You ran naked around in london!

 

[brainiac2]

In my defense, I HAVE TENURE!!!

You ate the last bald eagle!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i needed something to light a fire with.

you stole my bookcase.