In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you wanted a handicapped parking space.
In my defense, I'm the bass in their quartet.

You knocked down my wall!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was the fourth one.

You created a time paradox!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted to see what would happen if I killed my ancestor.

You broke a tricycle!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I wanted to.

You fired the lasers.

 

[brainiac2]

In my defense, I needed a light.

You killed abraham lincoln!

 

[Dr Ampersand]

In my defense, I was charging it for quite the while.

You don't post in the threads I make.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I couldn't care less!

You deleted my saved game!

 

[brainiac2]

In my defense, you answered the wrong thing!

You still killed abraham lincoln!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I needed his suit to finish my collection.

You sold the internet to Nazis!

 

[Dr Ampersand]

In my defense you are Eva!

You won't hug my bunny wabbits :'(

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, they've been dead for weeks.

You killed your bunny wabbits!

 

[Jedamethis]

In My Defence, they turned into zombies so I saved the world in doing so

You see dead people

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it is pretty corpse-y in here...

You didn't do your job!

 

[Jedamethis]

In My Defence, the contract said 'work optional'

You stole Stephen Hawking's wheelchair!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I wanted to gut the Microsoft Sam software.

You just laughed at something horrible!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I get paid to

You created a black hole in my fridge!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, Insanity Prawn Boy did it.

You can't see a bloody thing!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm a horrible person.

Your a horrible person!

 

[Jedamethis]

In both of my defences, I'm a blind evil corporation!

You made me kill my family!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I'm an evil son of a *****.

You fired the orbital death beam!