In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, Fuck NY.
[sup]Hi MM![/sup]

You ninja'd me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you posted .1 seconds before me!

You sent a real ninja to kill me!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my fence, I was trying to lure Chuck Norris out

you stabbed my soul!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, I wanted to see if the knife worked.
[sup] Hi. [/sup]

You drowned my dog!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was a thick little bastard.
[sup]How's it going?
6900 post. Giggity.[/sup]

You refuse to SPEAK!!!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, (please don't hurt me) I,m a mime

you ruined my apple pie

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, it was apple.
[sup] Everythings fine. [/sup]

You stole 20$ from me!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I needed the money for porn drugs!
[sup]O RLY?[/sup]

You are a ninny.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, *blank stare*

You are too fat to be true!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, no... I'm not.
[sup] YA RLY. [/sup]

You made a sex tape with my parents in it!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, TV wanted me to

You fired a retardation ray at my house!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it had no affect.
[sup]Prove it![/sup]

You deleted all of the porn on Earth!!!! WHY?!?!?!!
*Sobs*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm good (or evil) like that

You ate my apple piez.

 

[Jedamethis]

In My Defence, I...I...was trying to download it and my cat walked across the keyboard! it was tastiezt thing I ever saw

you made a sandwich for my wife!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense... shit I'm sorry!
[sup] Nothing's gone wrong with me. That signals that things are fine. [/sup]

You punched me in the face. OVER THE INTERNET!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm good like that.

You tore my arm off while I tried to bring it back to me.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I'm a super scientist.
[sup]What, did you ask the Magic 8 Ball?[/sup]

You are an unreliable source of entertainment.

 

[Jedamethis]

I am a bible, what can I say

you keep on ninja'ing me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I like seeing you act on incorrect information
In my defense, it was a coincidence!
[sup]*breaks into conversation*[/sup]

You kicked me out of the forums!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, you were trolling...?
[sup] Nope... Yes... [/sup]

You burned off my hair.