In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, obvious troll is obvious.
[sup]*Smacks*
BAD! BAD DOG! BAD![/sup]

You broke into the conversation!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I found it hilarious as I did it!

You broke my head!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, your head was a pinata
[sub]*slips into conversation*[/sub]
you broke my mind!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you tried to break my soul!

You break people's souls!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you're confusing me with Corwyn.

You are confused!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence Drowsee used confusion ray on me!

you killed a banana

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, wait... what?
In my defense, it was damn good.

You bombed the wrong house!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was already dead.
In my defense, THIS IS A WAR!!!!!!!!!

You killed an unkillable being.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, as I earlier stated, I am a [HEADING=1]GOD![/HEADING]

you killed a potato!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was 6ft underground.

You killed Anubis!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, wait, *urk*




*.........is still dead* (you turned me into a ghost!)

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, HAIL SHEOGORATH!

You attacked Sheogorath!

 

[Jedamethis]

In My Defence, I don't know who Sheogorath is......so I probably didn't

You didn't come to my birthday party :'(

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was under the Imperius Curse!

You killed El Hombre Mexicano!
Edit: Ninja'd, but it still works.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, oh damn. I was bored.

You are ignorant!!!!!!

 

[Jedamethis]

In My Defence, I'm only six

you framed me for robbery!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, all this ninja'in is getting excessive!

You ninja'd me again!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you type slowly.

You don't have 5k+ posts!

 

[Jedamethis]

Sorry!
In my defence, I apologized

you ambushed me on the way to school!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I thought you were Anubis!

You said you were Sheogorath!