In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, I call bullshit.
[sup]I've gotta go.
C'ya all![/sup]

You had smex on my bed.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, it was an accident
[sub]Bye![/sub]
You broke a law of physics!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was a look alike, not me!
In my defense, I got ninja'd!

You slapped my ex's sister's bum! (your freak!!!! unless your Jedamethis, then she's older)

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I didn't know she was your sister
[sub]Ex sister? how old is she?[/sub]
you didn't compliment me on my intelligence!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not need to!
[sup]a year younger than me, meaning 14[/sup]
You did not get what i meant by ex's sister!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, you didn't make it clear

You didn't make your post clear!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I made it as clear as I could!

You taunted me!

 

[Jedamethis]

In My Defence, you couldn't accuse a duck!

you flicked pennies at my window

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I do that all the time!

You flicked something that rhymes with pennies at me!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, if he doesn't know what it was then neither do I
[sub]need to sleep now, bye[/sub]
you falsely accused me of assault!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I thought you did commit assault!

Your face is killing my spelling!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, my face cannot contain its evil predispositions.

You sued me for swearing!

 

[Jurassic Rob]

In my defense you did hurt my feelings!

You ate my last mint!

 

[Nouw]

In my defense I was brainwashed!

You sent me on a suicide war mission!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you surprised me by surviving the past ten.

You jammed my gun!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, you were pointing it at me.
You take a sexy bath in milk and cornflakes.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was running short on time.
You kept me in bed too long, beautiful.
Had to mix breakfast and cleaning.


You tattooed my face!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you were arse ugly anyway

You told Yahtzee Silent Hill 2 and the Theif series were crap.

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I was drunk and bitter.
You drew a fish on your forehead.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, trying to eat it was great fun.

you shot me in the foot.