In My Defense...

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, I was aiming for the nads.

You killed the prom queen!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, she had it coming, the pompous *****.

You deleted The Escapist!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, I was trying to delete FOX News's website.

You made fun of a little person!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I was high, and thought he would lead me to the yellow brick road.
You are banned from disneyland, you sick puppy.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I thought that mouse was real...

You are watching The Scary Door!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, I totally saw it coming.

You died!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I thought I could make the jump....

You glitched through the invisible wall!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, There was a Halo fanboy teabagging someone on the other side of it and I wanted a headshot

You hip thrusted an old lady with no pants or underpants on! >:O

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was performing CPR..... with my crotch......

You underestimated that sagging bag of bones and gonads!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I am glad I was proven wrong.
You slap a sad clown with a dead fish dressed in leather.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, she asked me to do it.

You shot the sheriff!

 

[LewsTherin]

In my defence, he looked at me funny.

You gave me a disturbing mental image!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, he needed that.

You killed a gay clown!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, he was a clown.

You licked the floor of a truck stop bathroom.

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, I was in a state of utter madness, so how the hell would I know?


You made the last Star Trek movie suck.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, he thought it was kinky.

You rode a butterfly to lolipop land.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I wanted to be a jerk to the fanboys.

You assumed I would enjoy that joke!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I thought you had a sense of humor and loose morals.
You spank a monkey with a banana.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, the banana was mushy.

You put hoes before bros!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense... wait, what? Ummm... I can honestly say that I've never been in a position to prioritize in that way... and I actually respect women.


You are a complete BASTARD!