In My Defense...

[Sigel]

In my defense, I needed that black market kind of money and the goldfish was doing nothing for me.

You eat a moose with soy sauce.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was pretty damn tasty.

You, are my father!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, that's just gross. And you hate me too.

You forgot how to eat.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I don't eat anyway.

You blow up the moon.

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, if that guy from looney toons (Is that the show?) wouldn't do it, someone had to.

You don't like children's card games!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, my name's Gary.

You sent Kirby down!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, I freakin love Kirby! I'd never do anything like that.

You went back in time and erased Mario from existence!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I just prevented the Great Nintendo Empire from happening. It would have lasted 2011-4246.

You let Frylock get high again!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense... who?

You got this thread locked!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I didn't actually do it.
Ultrajoe did it. And he did it with Ultrahilarity.

You watched Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged: The Other Movie!

 

[Metric Monkey]

I damn did.

You started cursing to me in German!

 

[LewsTherin]

In my defence, it was hilarious.

You took LAN out of Starcraft 2.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense.............. *Ezio smoke-bomb!*

You are making me want to bring back Mr. Popo!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he was the only sane part about you.

You lost your voice at a karaoke bar the night before doing voice over work!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I wasn't thinking at all.
And I was drunk for some reason.

You did my favor all wrong!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you said you wanted your knob polished. I didn't know what it meant at the time.

You stole all of my loose change!

 

[Woburn]

In my defense they were Canadian coins.

You shaved my cat

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my defense it shaved me!

You ate my delicious cake >_<

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, it was a delicious cake, and you would have done the same thing.
You sing, and dance, and make julienne fries.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my defense the radio was on while I was in the kitchen

You took a grenade, pulled the pin, dropped the grenade and threw the pin!