In My Defense...

[VargRaev]

in my defense... mmmh, Liquid kittens...


You Killed John F. Kennedy!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence I *garroted by black ops assassin*

You robbed a jewellery store!

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my defense, I like shiny things

You slapped Vince from Slap Chop

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence I thought I was supposed to from the name

you wasted all your money on monkey ninjas!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, who doesnt want monkey ninjas?

You performed heretical rituals!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense the Zombie King won't summon himself.

You made an impractical device!

 

[Cargando]

In my defence, it's impracticality is awesome!

You farted loudly in front of HRM, the Queen.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, she was getting sick of people acting all prim and proper around her.

You shook a baby!

 

[brainiac2]

In my defense, it was crying.

You hit me with a guitar!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you said Kabong.

You messed with my alarm clock!

 

[brainiac2]

In my defense, you need to be up earlier.

You subscribed to Fred!

 

[atv_chic_18]

In my defense, it was really just a joke and instead you subscribed to Fred.

You drank a box of Mountain Dew and ate a whole pizza.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I hadn't ingested anything in three days.

You sunk my battleship!

 

[VargRaev]

In my Defense, you sunk My fishing boat!

You are stalking me on my way to the local vieo game store!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are one smexy man.

You crunched my femur!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you haven't had much calcium in your diet.

You fired the laz0rs!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said that it wasn't able to blast through concrete.
I had to prove you wrong.

You abandoned ship!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, women and children first!

You didn't post in your RP!

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my defense I didn't even know I was in a RP D:

You took a bite out of your pet!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it bloody deserved it.

You lied to me!
*Cries*