In My Defense...

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, did you really want to know what happened to Mr. Stuffykiss?

You made it rain when I was going to go outside for once!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I don't actually care about you.

You made me consume my kitten!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was hungry.
[sup]OMIGOSH! Ethereal Frog!
It's been a while![/sup]

You disappeared for a long time!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense im on vacation

you touched a small child

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, it was a pat on the head.

You made Portal freak out enough to say "OMIGOSH"

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I had been away for what was it, a month?
[sup] Gentlemen, I return from the shadows as a slightly different person.I think.
Nothing actually happened though.[/sup]

You beat me at BlazBlue!

 

[The_Chief]

in my defense it was funny

you fell down a well

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I have the ability to jump 70 feet straight up.

You wore my hat!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, I was looking for the dead bird in the sky and I didn't see the well.
In my defense, it was a cool hat.

You rick rolled me!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, you didn't check the link.

You stole my baby!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I rolled a rick.
[sup]Huh.
Also: Hi Lazor, you limey bastard![/sup]

You made Mokuba shut up!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, it's a good thing.

You screwed the rules but had no money!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I had tropes.

You didn't let my Dungeon Monk survive for 1 turn causing me to lose 2 hours of progress in Phantom Brave!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, what?

You didn't press X to not die!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it was on a Wii.

You linked me to TVTropes causing me to waste the next 8 hours of my life.

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, you didn't have to read it.

You made me go see Twilight!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, the death penalty had been banned.

You mentioned politics near Neon!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, he didn't kill anyone. It's fine.

You stole my bike!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I needed it to sell.
[sup]Bad news everyone!
Ajb's not going to be on very often until the end of September.
Like, a couple days a week.[/sup]

You killed the joy!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I had little joy myself.
[sup] Oh unfortunate. As soon as I get back Ajb has to go and leave.Oh well.[/sup]

You stole my Playstation 2 AC adaptor!