In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, I lost mine.
[sup]Your telling me.
While you were gone, we pretty much became the same person how well we know each other.[/sup]

You missed way too much stuff!
[sup]Oh yeah, I got Neo.[/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i wasn't paying attention.

you broke my cat ornaments.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, they wanted chezburger.

YOU SAPPED MUH SENTRY!!!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, you clubbed me right after.

You didn't give my Playstation 2 AC adaptor back so I still can't play Drakengard again.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i broke it to spite you for complaining.
[small]wait, that's a bad defense. oh well[/small]

you broke my pen.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, you were writing terrible things about Nippon Ichi.

You broke my will to live.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you had nothing to live for anyways.

You skipped your interview!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it was pointless.

You spammed Optic Barrel in BlazBlue!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I have no idea what that is...

You haven't played Oblivion!!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I have. It sucked.

You used multiple exclamation marks to end a sentence!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it needed some emphasis.

You stopped the river from flooding!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was a hero.

You tried to copy me!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, that's a good thing.
[sup] Multiple exclamation marks is never acceptable when Naziing(Godwin's Law) grammar. Grammar Hitler(Godwin's Law) doesn't care if it needs emphasis.[/sup]

You made me open 10 copies of Warcraft 3 and crash my computer.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was funny.

You broke the porn industry!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, I didn't that was what it was.

You broke all my proximal phalanges!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your fingers needed to be more flexible.
Suck it up.

You crashed a car into my factory!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it was in the way.

You actually knew which ones the proximal phalanges were!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have a large vocabulary.
And I love breaking things. >:-D

You annointed yourself!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, that doesn't make any sense in context.

You didn't make any sense in or out of context!
[sup]"To annoint, which may further in some dialects be contracts to anoint, is to pour or smear with perfumed oil, milk, water, melted butter or other substances, a process employed ritually by many religions."-Wikipedia[/sup]

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I never make sense.

You raped me!!!
*Cries*