In My Defense...

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you needed some elbow grease.

You aren't me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm too epic to be you.
And my other personalities cannot get an account here...

You disowned me!

 

[itstimeforpie]

In my defense, you needed to move out.

You stole the zombie survival guide!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were a convicted mass murderer!

You killed a ton of people!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, they look better now that their guts are clogging up my lawnmower.

You kissed a girl and you liked it!

 

[itstimeforpie]

In my defense, she was hot.

You crossed the street without looking both ways!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, The other people did it for me.

You shot web!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, web diserved it.

You Fought the law!

 

[itstimeforpie]

In my defense, the law won, but was kind enough to let me go.

In soviet russia, you didn't let the car drive you!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, im not in Russia


You Sell pirate copies of "The incredible Hulk"!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was not owned by Big Brother!
In my defense, it was a bad movie!
You work with Big Brother!

 

[dalek sec]

In my defense he pays great!

You throw like a girl!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't see the light of day often!

You locked my fish up!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, it'll be tasty.

You drank Vomit!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, i was high.

You are not Black!

 

[itstimeforpie]

In my defense, thats not something I had control over in the first place.

You are hiding the secret of a new fuel source!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I don't want someone to put a price on it.

You... you raped me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you suck at COD4 (Meaning I uber pwned you.)

You shot me in both knees!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, there was a serial killer behind you and i tried to shoot him, but hit your knees instead.


You have never played COD4!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, what are you smoking? I'm a level ~30, 3rd presteige!

You accused me falsely of not playing COD4!