In My Defense...

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, my voice is higher pitched because I still haven't hit puberty.

You used a nuke that would only kill women! (I DON'T MEAN TO BE SEXIST)

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the Amazon warriors were about to attack.

You uploaded a horrible virus!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, this isn't all the bad.

Spoiler

You made the only movie allowed to be shown in theaters Twilight!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I wanted to drive them out of business.

You broke my hip!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was trying to make you more flexible.

You didn't train!

 

[Cargando]

In my defence, I'm already a master.

You lost your mind!

 

[Total LOLige]

In my defense,its only a small mind quite easy to lose

you stole a penguin

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was just sitting out there in the open.
I've always wanted a penguin, too.

You slapped a monk!

 

[Total LOLige]

in my defense he slapped me

you killed your grand mothers pillow

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I thought my Grandmother's head was on it.

You caused space and time to get very confused and stringy.

 

[Total LOLige]

in my defense i thought it would be Koool wid a K

you farted in public

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it was very funny.

You ate a banana.

 

[Total LOLige]

in my defense it looked tasty

you created a time machine in order to go back in time and make yourself your own grandfather

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's something nobody else can say.
Resume booster much?

You called me out!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I'm busting chops today.

You killed my chickens!

 

[Total LOLige]

In my defense i called you out to say hello

you ate an 3yr old orange

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, it looked so green that I thought it was an apple.

You tripped me over!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I just got twenty bucks!

You jizzed in my pants!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to borrow yours.
Mine were stolen.

You ruined the city!

 

[LockHeart]

In my defence, I have some optimal organisational plans right here.

You shot the Sheriff!