In My Defense...

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, you got the wrong man! I'm innocent!

You left it to Beaver!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, you forced me to do it.

You are cutting down the rainforest!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I have a poo eating fetish. DON'T JUDGE!!
You hug a dancing bear in the rain.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you look better now.

You chainsawed the children!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, Those Childrens we evil... EVIL!


You Killed the Blues!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they had to give way for Jazz to take over.

You stopped the Cole Train!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, he was drunk and passed out.

You poisoned the New York City water supply!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you were using mind control on me!

You sold your daughter into slavery!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense she was an accident.

You gave me the wrong profile name to add into the friends list!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was funny.
You befriended Thunderhitler.

You crashed my iTunes!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, it was like that when I got there!

You sold me into slavery!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, Your Itunes slept with my wife!


You made an unoriginal Acusation!

 

[Cargando]

Is my defence... your face is gay! HaHaHa!

You murdered my hamster!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was trying to steal my work.

You didn't accept my answer!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, it wasn't correct.

You disobeyed the instruction manual of the chainsaw and sawed off my genitals!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I never listen to the manual.
It cannot predict my actions.

You screamed like a girl!