In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not shoot the deputy.

You killed Bob Marley's ghost!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i don't know who that is. it could have been any ghost.

you didn't pay me the money you owed me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I have no way to get it to you.

You live too far away.

 

[Rudix]

In my defense, I never liked you anyway.

You stole my ship.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, you never lock it.

You coveted thy neighbor!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, I'm allowed to. I'm Aethiest(SP?)

You were a half dead fat man eating a dead fat man! (Cookie for anyone who gets the referance)

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he looked tasty.
[sup]...nope.[/sup]

You felt up your sister!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, she was a stepsis; genetic mutations = none and she was hot as hell. (Watch moar family Guy)

You didn't use moar cowbell

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I hate the sound of the things.

You ripped up my socks!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was trying to get it out of the dog's mouth.

You shot my windows out!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, I did it for the lulz

You clubbed a seal!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was funny as hell!
And I guess I needed the fur.

You didn't cackle with glee!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you're going to hell for lying

You bought a Wii!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to spend $250!
It was all I could get!

You gave me an empty rifle!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you wanted to shoot me

You attacked a baby!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was being a smug little asstart.

You sent my copy of Modern Warfare 2 into the sun!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you have been deemed unworthy.

You burnt down the house!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it had an ice demon in it.

You un-fluffed my pillows!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you don't diserve the pleasure of sleeping comfortably!

You didn't help an old woman across the street!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the street was in New York.
I'm not helping anyone there. They might try to mug me.

You threw a brick at an infant!