In My Defense...

[Cargando]

In my defense the wall was made of marshmallow and flowers.

You ressurected Julius Caesar!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted him to be in my reality show of dead celebrities.

You tried to sing while you were blind drunk!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense I was checking whether or not I was mute as well as blind.

You spoke with the FSM!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was because I didn't know what that was!

You tried to confuse me!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it was only the FSm: http://www.venganza.org/ .

You hacked my computer!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was wide open.
Who could resist?
[sup]Ohhhh...gotcha.[/sup]

You made up a long word to irritate people!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, floccinaucinihilipilification isn't made up.

You pulled down my curtains!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were on fire. Would you have preferred me let them ignite the rest of your house?

You cheated on a test!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense it was a test [i/]on[/i] cheating.

You tunnelled into the Earth's core!

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my defense I just watched a movie about the core

You've fallen and can't get up!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, you're looking at my twin brother

You smashed a chair over a guy's head!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was a prop chair. Wasn't it?
...oh dear.

You went to school to become a lawyer!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you got the death penalty instead what should have been life!

You got the death penalty!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I did kill fifty people with a bandsaw...

You never learned to shave!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I never had a father

You killed my father when I was 3!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, I was trying to kill the guy behind him.

You're green and bouncy!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense... hot aint it?

You Robbed the national bank!

 

[baseracer]

in my defense, it was to pay my debt
You ran a red light!

 

[KenzS]

In my defense, the light was red for a minute and a half and the street was completely dead!!

You killed Kenny! You Bastard!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense he was already dieing of cancer.

You took me to the dentist's office!
[sup]Which is where I'll be for about the next hour[/sup]