In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, she thought you were a real freak.

You called my mom a midget.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i was on stilts

you ate the last Strawberry shortcake!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense my Mum is 7 foot tall... AND BIGFOOT!

You extrapolated some random superflicting words!

Foiled again!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it wasn't strawberry... *vomits*

You !

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense.....too right! had to sound smart at some point in my life!
[small]you know you could have just edited your previous post =p[/small]
you pissed on Einsteins grave!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, It was a dare from a cloaked man with terrible teeth and a German accent!

You shot the ghost of Isaac Newton!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, Newton was a paranoid weirdo.

You slagged off Gordon Freeman in front of a crowd of Valve employees!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I was sick of being their mascot.

You fondled yourself in front of children!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense... err.. I don't fondle myself. And no children exist in my general area due to my overwhelming aura of anti-socialism (I mean being anti-social, meaning not liking the presence of other people and all that).

You filmed yourself doing deeply questionable deeds while alone.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i was trying to get on big brother

you ninja'd afro samurai!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, he doesn't know how to use his keyboard!

You bit me on my foot.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you were holding me upside down, your fault for wearing sandals

you kicked me in the balls!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, my other foot was bleeding so I was hoping about.

You beat me with my own shoe! And I was still wearing it, too!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense you have a false leg, i just took advantage.

you beat me with some rock from a tourist town! it wasn't even the good tasting stuff

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was all I could do to avenge myself after loosing my leg! For the second time!

You made me watch the Hannah Montanna movie!!!!!!!!!! *sobs quietly*

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you lost a bet. That was what you wagered.

You neglected your duties as an adopted monkey!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did not want to play with my own poo! Thats just unsanitary, man...

You burnt down a hospital... for laughs at giggles!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was truly hilarious.

You stole my left shoelace!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, you haven't paid me in three years. I'm Protesting.

You 'rode' a horse!

Cunningly edited.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense......i'm mentally ill.....?

you punched Shakespeare in the head!