In My Defense...

[Cargando]

In my defense, it was on behalf of British schoolchildren everywhere. In Britain.

You can't type properly!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, I'm Dyslexic

You held a mars bar out of the reach of a wheelchair bound alaskan retard!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, he called me and my family all sorts of nasty things and did plenty of things to deserve it.

You tried to use a virus for the purposes of ethnic cleansing.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, they wouldn't have felt too much pain...

You wore my Cousin's intestines as a rather fetching scarf.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I'm a sicko like that.

You threw a small child at me!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was revenge for you making me have to put up with a small, bratty child!

You tried to make me wash your underpants!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were open to doing chores...

You broke the vending machine!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I thought I was fixing it!

You attempted to kiss me!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, you made the first move!

You sabotaged my keyboard!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you dressed up like an awesomely sexy lady! used it to ignite a flame war!

You ate my soup!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you offered it to me!

You got ninja'd!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I reacted well enough.

You didn't consume caffeine today!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I thought Classic Coca-Cola was loaded with the stuff!

You bit my nosie!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I had to carry out a threat for your Uncle.

You snapped my spine!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

In my defense it was the plastic spine in your cupboard

you broke me and my gf up (this one wont end well)

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it wasn't in your body at the time...

You broke my fish-tank! (empty phew!)

Gah, ninja'd!

Let's try again...

In my defense, she was trying to kill you.

You broke my NES Arcade Cabinet!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, she already had feeling for me! I was throwing a fit at the time!

You walkfasd oy10amn~!#$@ (you amputated my brain!)

 

[Cargando]

Oh, all right, you win.

In my defense, you weren't using it much.

You killed my sister. With a coffee mug!

 

[Magnatek]

In my defense, I had no other use for the mug.

You broke my parent's computer!