In My Defense...

[Xvito]

In my defence; you took mine.

You ate a puppy!

 

[walls of cetepedes]

In my defence, it was broken anyway.

You stole my kittens!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense they were very tasty...

You burgled my chicken!

 

[walls of cetepedes]

It was out of date anyway.

You clogged me toilet!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, you taste good.


You stole my girlfriend!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, someone bombed the bathroom yesterday...I can't use it for a month.

You planed a secret attack!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense, clearly not very well or you wouldn't know!!


you beat me with a wrench!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were being a smartass!

You were about to let a child die!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense it was on a game!!!

you streaked through new york!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I thought everyone deserves to see me nude.

You covered yourself in honey!

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence that was just fun !

You startled the Witch!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense i lost my flamethrower and just had to curse

you make me feel like a natural woman

 

[Biosophilogical]

In my defense: your baby did roll round in meat sauce.

You spiked my drink with duck testicles!!!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you needed an extra kick.
Those things'll do it.

You turned off my alarm!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I did not merely turn it off. I destroyed it utterly. I sent it's very nature into the Fiery Pit of Hell!

[s/]I throw a daffodil at the next poster.[/s]

EDIT: sorry, trying to concentrate on three things at once.

You ate my bagel!