In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I did it yesterday.

You peed on my female friend's leg!

 

[Shapsters]

In my defence I was merely marking my territory.

You ate my poison cookie!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, it was poisoned, so in a way, i saved you...


You dated my mom!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, that was almost 20 years ago!

You made out with my brother!

 

[Shapsters]

Im my defence I swing both ways, if ya know whadd' I mean

You want me to change your diaper?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I have no diaper. You want want to see me without pants, you perv!

Your a perv!

 

[Shapsters]

In my defense... yup.

You want me to make you a mixed CD of only Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

In my defence, I need a clay pigeon and that's more fun.

You tore down my tree house!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, there were many aflkfjlalgy (dangerous monsters) in that tree.

You ate the bark of a tree while it was filled with termites!

 

[wilted_orchid]

In my defense, I thought they were just hyperactive raisins.

You stole a sloth's third toe.

 

[Kingsman]

In my defense, the two-toed ones always DID look cooler...

You blew up City Hall!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they were taxing the hell out of me.
I was voicing my discontent.

You trained your pit bull to bite me!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense: Your my daughter's boyfriend. I'm making sure your strong enough for my little girl.

You killed my pit bull!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it got too close to my jewels last time.
No way was that happening again.

You took my fireworks!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, I needed them to kill your kid.

You raided my bar!

 

[Kingsman]

In my defense, the alternative was NOT having beer.

You ordered pizza to my grandparents' funeral!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I wanted comfort food, I loved them too ya know.

You loathe me!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are a horrible person.

You tried to brainwash me!

 

[thepj]

in my defence you killed my father!

you broke my invisible vase!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, what vase?

You took my cigars!