In My Defense...

[baseracer]

In my defense, I thought a horrible monster was coming in my house

You fell asleep during the presentation!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I like talking.

You threw a shoe at Bush!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was spoiled, and thoroughly regret the decision.

You killed the Last of the Mohicans!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, they tried to kill me first.

you stole my notebook.

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, she loved every minute of it!!
You talk to cheese, you freak!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I want to comfort it before I kill it.

You joined the Klan!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, they made me do it. 0_o

You burnt down my house!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I'm going to drown 11 of them.

You became a grammar nazi!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I was under mind control!

You control people's minds in order to make them do deeply questionable deeds!

 

[CosmicCommander]

In my defence, they all deserved it

Your Sappin mah sentry!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was punching a hole through my team.

You spawn camped my team!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I offered you tent and a camp-stool next to the fire, but you just shot me! What else could I do?!

You ran away to join the circus!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was better than living in a house of cannibal parents.

You became a cannibal!