In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you looked too damn tasty to pass up!

You didn't recline!

 

[angrytaco26]

in my defense the chair was unreclinable

you stole candy from a baby

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I said it would be easy, I just had to prove it.

You robbed a jewelry store!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they weren't selling anything in the first place.

You ripped off my arm!

 

[Nouw]

In my defense it was infected with poisin!

You threw my NDS in a pool of lava!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, you weren't planning on buying scribblenauts!

You sent me obese granny porn!

 

[Nouw]

In my defense it was your future.

You talked about Fight Club!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you said you were not scarred at all.
I had to do it.
In my defense, it was during it.

You scratched my cornea!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I was trying to cure it. What the hell is a cornea anyway?![sub/]
Oh, I knew I'd heard it before somewhere...[/sub]

You pissed on a bobby's leg.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, here in America, Bobby is just a common name.
So it was nothing too horrible.

You expressed different views!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, ah screw it I'm going to bed, byeee!

Oh and the next poster did something awful... to a fish.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was begging for it.

You left me alone at night!

 

[wilted_orchid]

In my defense, I was defending our pillow fortress from a badger with a spoon covered in luke-warm marmalade and nothing left to lose.

You filled the fridge with elephants (the butter is covered in footprints)!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I wanted them chilled.
They taste better that way.

You stole all my forks!

 

[wilted_orchid]

Well, I had to poke the elephants with something, else they'd've never left the fridge!

You're the one who sold my grandma to Yahtzee.

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense a man of that caliber needs sex as often as possible.

You got me demoted!

 

[thepj]

in my defence you were allready at the lowest rank that we thought possible, i had no idea you could go lower

you killed my badger with a lukewarm spoon of marmalade and nothing to loose!

 

[Azraellod]

[small]what? i'm just going to take that as i killed your badger with marmalade[/small]
in my defense i was teaching you a lesson for not making enough sense.

you stole my left foot.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, it was an accident!

You broke my window!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, that was because you threw me at it.

you poured soda all over my sweater.