In My Defense...

[Azraellod]

um... what panda?
oh, well, it wasn't my evil plot, so i have to spoil it. it's in the job description.

you killed my pet snake.

 

[terribleyetfun]

in my defense, with what you were feeding it, it was gonna die anyway.

you created evil.

 

[Sick boy]

In my defense, I didn't create the evil everything was normal till god created peace.

You blew up my grave.

 

[Sick boy]

In my defence, it was in my soup first and I just happened to throw it into your soup.

You forced me to swallow a razor.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i was testing a theory that your stomach was knife-proof.

you knocked over my domino collection.

 

[Puzzles]

In my defense, ginger-bread men are tasty.

You smashed my mobile phone!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, the government was tracking me through it!

you planted a bomb up my nose!

 

[Puzzles]

In my defence, the Vicks (nasal decongestant) inhaler just wasn't working fast enough!

You graffitied a war memorial!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, Senator Binks was about to speak. No way was I letting that happen when I didn't have ear plugs.

You sped up time!

 

[world_of_dragons]

Hey do you wanna sit through this boring as lecture? Didn't think so.

You made a break in space time, causing us to repeat the same year over and over

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you are a sneaky bastard.

You canceled my favorite show ever!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, it was brainwashing the world!

you shoved a banana in my ear

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you're not getting enough potassium.
I was trying to help.

You wore my skin!

 

[z3rostr1fe]

In my defense, it was COLD! XD

You burned my Phenom!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I have a phobia of advanced technology!

You pissed on the American flag!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was either that or a passing soldier.

You stopped my ascent to godhood!