In My Defense...

[thepj]

in my defence it was hidious

you nuked the penguins!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I have proof the smug bastards were up to something!

[small]I just can't find it right now...[/small]

You spilled wine on my white carpet!

 

[thepj]

in my defence i have nothing to defend myself from

you attacked me with an army of zombie badgers armmed with marmite!!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i find cutting onions up enjoyable.

you stole my shoes.

 

[Shapsters]

In my defence, you had no feet, it made me feel better becuase I had no shoes.

You ate my donkey?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I was out of puppies!

You lost the remote again!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your robot chicken avatar distracted me...

You are up too late!

 

[Shapsters]

In my defence, I am alway wrong, and always right.

You stole my gold moustache!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was a fun opinion to have.
in my defense, you kept mocking everyone who didn't have one and i thought it would shut you up.

you went through my rubbish. that's just creepy...

 

[Shapsters]

In my defence *heavy breathing*

My love life is ruined thanks to you!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, the voices in my head told me that your head contained sweets rather then voices.

you drew on me while i was asleep.

 

[Zedzero]

I my defence, I was naked.

You speared Jesus.

 

[terribleyetfun]

in my defense,his hands already had nails through them I was just putting him outta his misery.

you blew up the sun.

 

[Zedzero]

Ninja'd Damn

In my defence, she just asked me to fist her.

You cut your own balls off.