In My Defense...

[thepj]

in my defence we really don't want you to be all powerful

you sexualy asaulted a man on the jack the ripper tour!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he was bent over in front of a tub of lube.
How much more suggestive can you get?

You defended a murderer!

 

[thepj]

in my defence the murderer was me!

you nuked the wales!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's what I said I'd do...why didn't you believe me?

You asked for an encore!

 

[Acidwell]

In my defence i'm deaf

You ran over my granny

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, she wouldn't give me her Cookies.

You were eyeing my girlfriend.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense It was becuase she brought the Brownies to the party.

You spoiled the end of the movie.

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, it was spoiled throughout.

You destroyed a delightful RP with trolling.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the GM was a dick outside of the RP.

You brought C4 to my birthday!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, it was the only thing to liven it up.

You are destroying my people's very way of life!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your way of life has not INTERNET.
Who can live like that?!

You put up five million traffic lights!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, your town had a Horrible traffic system before that. Common courtesy, really?

You set loose the Zombie invasion!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I had all these guns and ammo just laying around.
You dress up as a hedgehog and fight crime, I think...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defence I thought it would be fun.

You payed for the Batarang from Batman AA.

(I was ninja'd but it works either way.)

 

[world_of_dragons]

Listen if I want a Batarang, that's my business.

You made the Sopranos end the crappy way that it did

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I don't really like the show.

You are a horrible fanboy!

 

[Sigel]

In my defense, I am a great fangirl.
You ate haggis, a lot of haggis.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense Haggis is one of the few things that Sheeps are good for.

You wrote a horrible novel.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense the man next to me ate 50.

You bashed Halo.