In My Defense...

[VargRaev]

In my defense, candles make you live longer.


You did it wrong.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, your instructions sucked.

You attacked me with a lawnmower!

 

[SnowCold]

I my defence, you didn't duck.

You won the game

 

[CosmicCommander]

In my defence, what did you expect me to ddo, Die of a Neuro-toxin?

You are one of them

 

[z3rostr1fe]

In my defense, I just joined THEM without knowing who they were...........
Sorry I kinda didn't get it. XD

You tampered with an A-Bomb.

 

[thepj]

in my defence it wouldn't have worked otherwise

you hid my cookie jar!

 

[thepj]

in my defence it was a city full of nudists, everyone else was naked.

you hid my cocaine in a cookie jar!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense.......Kids just seemed like they needed somthing to brighten there day.
You Punted a Beagle off a bridge.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defence... I was bored..

You kicked President Obama in the rear..

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense i wanted to test the durability of my new shoes.

you made me miss my appointment.

 

[Nicky 3 Beaves]

in my defense i wanted to test the durability of my new shoes.

you made me miss my appointment.

In my defense it was a colonoscopy so you should thank me.

You shot the sheriff.

 

[Azraellod]

[small]why did you quote me?[/small]
in my defense he was a massive hypocrite.

you murdered everyone i know over a bet.

 

[Zedzero]

In my defence the deputy told me to.

You ate my grandma

 

[Banana Phone Man]

In my defence I was thinking that I would not travel through time but time would travel through me

You forced a friend to commit suicide.

 

[wilted_orchid]

Well, if you'da had to listen to his emo bullshit as long as I did...

You sold my mum to the circus!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense they needed a new bearded lady act.

You shaved my mustache to make me look like Hitler!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you already had the hairstyle and knew German!

You threw large rocks at my window!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i like the sound of glass breaking.

you set fire to my mattress.