In My Defense...

[Sigel]

In my defense, I was too full to eat any more, and they were delicious.
You jump out of a cake, naked.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's what you asked for...it IS a party, after all...

You are a sexual deviant!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, you like it.

You will cause the end of Mankind~!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I'm cool like that.
You know it's awesome, too.

You gave up on life!

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my defense, I'm a gamer, I have many lives!

You made Jam out of Pearl!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was too good a combination to pass up.

You made my flag all blue!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, a pink flag werent very manly


Your avatar is rasist!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, cats don't care about racism.

you dropped my microscope on my pet tarantula.

 

[Outcast107]

In my defense...that tarantula was going to kill me

You hack in games to win so you feel better about yourself.

 

[CosmicCommander]

In my defense, It was fun!

YOU W0RK 4 T3H C0MB1N3

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defence they have great dental.

You are responsable for the creation of Alma from F.E.A.R

 

[Banana Phone Man]

In my defence he was going to eat me.

You burned a bible in front of the pope.

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, im a satanist!


You tortured innocent furries!

 

[Acidwell]

In my defence there is no such thing as an innocent furry

You punched my cat in the face

 

[Asciotes]

in my defence, it bit my tongue and wouldn't let go. (not an obscure reference but for those who get it, a cookie will be rewarded)

You burned down an orphanage.

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defence, a kid looked at me funny..

You killed the Dalai Lama.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i would have been fired if i didn't.

you force-fed me a candle.