In My Defense...

[Nicky 3 Beaves]

in my defense you can get a serta mattress now!

you just killed Bill Gates

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my defense Bill Gates is too rich for his own good!

You at some nails for breakfast... Without milk!!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, I'm lactose intolerant.

You ate all the peanut butter!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was all I had to eat!

You tried to get me to eat tofu!

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my defense tofu is good for you!

You just lost the game!

 

[baseracer]

In my defense, I wanted to end that shitty game!

You ran into my house!

 

[Sick boy]

In my defence I found your eye very attractive.

You slept with my wife!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it wasn't voluntary. i am filing for sexual abuse.

you broke the laws of physics.

 

[wilted_orchid]

I'm Chuck Norris, and that doesn't need defending.

You completed pi.

 

[Sick boy]

In my defense, I spell it pie and I like to eat it.

You tried to blow up the sun.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it pissed me off one too many times.

You shot at the moon.

 

[TheThinker]

In my defense, I'm a god damn werewolf and I'm sick of it!

You fell for a Nigerian internet scam!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defense, I didn't know they had internet in Nigeria..

You massaged Dick Cheney's buttocks while he was sleeping!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defence He threatened to go hunting with me!

You started a tidal wave!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, it was to destroy Al queda's (sp?) main HQ


you destroyed Crash bandicoot.

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, he was annoying to me.

you set fire to a graveyard.

 

[thepj]

in my defence someone had covered it in petrol (gas to you americans)

you're avatar knifed my dog!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you dog tried to eat my pickle'd avatar

You zapped me!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defense, he actually wrenched it.. And it was an ugly dog..

You went on a killing spree in a shopping centre!