In My Defense...

[EvilJoe1]

In my defence she is french

You should have left out the 'the' in "you invaded 'the' Canada.

 

[thepj]

in my defence the sperm bank blew up

you made cookies and ate them without telling me

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I was trying to kill the postman, your address was the first I thought of

you manipulated time and space to get yourself a hot dog!

 

[thepj]

in my defence i have no idea who he is and even if i did i'm preety sure he would be a dick anyway.

you killed will smith!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defense, he's a terrible rapper..

You broke the internet!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, Im trying to send the world back to 1500 B.C.


You cut the moon in two!

 

[zagazsano]

In my defense, I'm more of a morning person myself.

You destroyed my bathroom!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, it was pretty filthy.

You delayed Bioshock 2!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it was to add and improve new content.

You destroyed the ideals of Mother Teresa!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I never liked her demeanor.
Always helping people that I'd worked so hard to put down.
Frustrating, you know?

You tried to patch a game, but wound up screwing up everything!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense you all begged me to patch a stupid thing, you deserve that when you wine too much.

You convinced the teacher to give out extra homework!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, everyone in the class is an apparent retard.

You were up all night playing your drums!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I was rebelling against society! You just don't undertand me!

You ate all my potpourri! (Just like the Janitor, man I love Scrubs)

 

[VanStrauss]

In my defense, I wanted my breath to smell nice! >= )

You bastard, you ate my copy of Halo 3~! Withdrawals are setting in!

 

[bad rider]

But I was hungry, and it was a choice between that or ET. I mean I didn't want ET in my system ewwwww.

You rewrote thermodynamics to allow evolution to occur without creating any errors or anomolys in that would be against observations and recent experiments.