In My Defense...

[Neonbob]

In my defense, he's my alter ego. Aren't you jealous?

You insulted my intelligence!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you had way too many of them.
And they all scratched.

You opened your gifts early!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense... erhh.... the other kids did that too!


You killed the emperor!

 

[EvilJoe1]

In my defence he tried to kill my son(luke).

You mis-spelt the name of a greek god!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I kinda just rolled my head along the keyboard. Be glad that it didn't come out as urubgupiwspwbviu.

You teabagged my corpse!

 

[thepj]

in mys defence it wasn't even yours

you don't like ZP!

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, they weren't fingers, they were sausages you taped onto your hand

you flew up my nose!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, you told me to!


You Castrated my brother!

 

[baseracer]

In my defense, I need to practice it on somebody!

You ruined my food!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defence, it was extremely unhealthy and could have lead to cholesterol-related health issues in the future...

You watched too much "You are what you eat" !

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it was that or Jeremy Kyle.

You parachuted into someones funeral!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I just wanted to brighten someones day.

You dropped me into a bottomless pit.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I also dropped a smoking hot babe down there too.

You arrested a homeless person!

 

[IrrelevantTangent]

In my defense, he was throwing feces and old newspapers at me.

You killed a homeless person, then sold his organs on the black market!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defence, I needed some money to buy a Mars bar..

You covered the White House in excrement, then slapped Hillary Clinton with a dead trout...

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my Defence I voted Republican.

You murdered my parents in cold blood.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, you payed me to do it.

You touched this!