In My Defense...

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was causing much anger.

You backstabbed me outside of my spawn!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, there was no reason not to.
HAX!

You shouted in the middle of a moment of silence!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, you stomped on my hands!

Why did you lie to my parents that I died?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I thought you were dead, and when I saw you that day I swore you were a zombie!

You faked your own death!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

I didn't fake my death. I AM dead! Your Brains and Liver smell so good!

Stop Shooting me!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defense.. No..

You didn't understand this thread!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, you talking to the wrong man!

You ate my liver! While it was still in me!!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

in my defense, But it was so tasty! Don't worry, you won't feel anything after I eat your brain!

Shooting me, doesn't work. So why do you keep doing that?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey, my aim will get better eventually. And you are a complete bastard, you know that?


You challenged yourself to a duel?

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, I hate myself.


You sold yourself to slavery.

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, I was uncharacteristically drunk at the time. But I escaped, so no harm no foul against myself.


YOU BASTARD!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, I don't see how I can defend myself... Oh yeah. In my defense, I'm a legitimate child.

You accuse me of vile things that I have never done, and never will do.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, you're just a generally sickening person.

You won't stop quoting crappy sitcoms!

 

[baseracer]

In my defense, they were never crappy. So sit on it!

You hit my friend with a golf club!

 

[world_of_dragons]

It was self-defense. He tried to use surprise butt secks on me!

You blew up my dog house!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, you dont have a dog so you dont need a dog house.


You killed people for not worshipping God!

 

[thepj]

in my defence the dog was dead

you dug up my dead great grandfathers grave

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, he promised me the map of Atlantis, but he never gave it to me, so i had to take it from his corpse.


you posted too late!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defence - I'm taking performance-enhancing drugs to prevent premature postaculation..

You killed every Greenpeace member in the entire world!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they kept bugging the hell out of me.
I need quiet at work much of the time!

You called the cops on my party!