In My Defense...

[thepj]

in my defece mc hammer was askin for it

you didn't do the cha-cha slide!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I did not know taking a dog for a walk was innapropriate.

You offended everyone in Japan with your actions.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, they're too uppity about nukes.

You stole my favorite shoes!

 

[thepj]

in my defence they were falling apart

you sold LSD outside my school

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I have super speed, WHY WOULDN'T I DO THAT!

You failed to give me a 21 gun salute when I died.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you died while cussing at me.
I'm not going to be nice to you now that you're dead.

You broke my game!

 

[thepj]

in my defence i was suicidal and no one would talk to me so i took out my anger on them

you don't like 50 cent!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, how can someone LIKE 50 Cent?!?


You hate Hammerfall!

 

[TheDoctor455]

In my defense, well, it sucked, okay? And so did Oblivion (unmodded). Morrowind... hmmm... I couldn't get it working long enough to form an opinion about it.


You are sabotaging yourself!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The place reeks of Tauren Droppings OF COURSE I HATE IT!

You challenged me to a duel....and lost.

 

[TheDoctor455]

The place reeks of Tauren Droppings OF COURSE I HATE IT!

You challenged me to a duel....and lost.

Beat you to it buddy.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The place reeks of Tauren Droppings OF COURSE I HATE IT!

You challenged me to a duel....and lost.

Beat you to it buddy.

Wait wha- *Looks back* AWWW DAMN NINJA!

Fine I'll go with yours then.

In my defense I have to Sabotage myself otherwise there is no challenge!

You Challenged me to a duel.

 

[EvilJoe1]

i my defence I WON

you called me bad names

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i was just playing golf with asteroids as the golf balls

you are finding euphemisms in everything

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, that bloke opening the manhole was asking for it.

You sapped ma dispenser!