In My Defense...

[VargRaev]

In my defense... who the fuck is Sylar???


You are a heretic!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I enjoy anarchy! (And Sylar from Heroes. The Antagoinist.

Your worse then Dane Cook!

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, that's the last time I take comedy lessons from Michael Richards.

You taped the Marlins-Brewers game without the expressed written consent of Major League Baseball!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I didn't think anyone even cared for the Brewers anymore. As for the Marlins well...2003 was a good year for them.

Your the reason we have Homework.

 

[thepj]

inmy defence that was my evil twin not me

you invented cocaine!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense it sounded like a good idea at the time.

you invented the messed up legal system

 

[Shycte]

In my defence I want you to know that thanks to me tax-cheaters is of the streets for the next 100 years.

You stole all the cheese in the world

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i'm helping the lactose intolerant..

you distracted me as i was on the verge of discovering faster then light travel

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, I wanted to discover it before you, any means necessary.


You got too drunk.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I don't drink anymore. Course I don't drink any less either.

You gave me bad advice.

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I thought it would be funny to see you try to rob a bank using nothing but your mind.

You sent the ice-cream ndustry leaders spiralling into the Sun via a turbo-charged, quad proton engine'd spaceship!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, They did not meet my demands. When I say I don't want sprinkels I mean I DON'T WANT NO FUCKING SPRINKELS!


You do not belive that the bird is the word!

 

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defence, I hate Ben & Jerry's..

You assassinated the Pope!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I was doing a random Spy Check. You can sleep well knowing that your sentries will not be sapped!

You sapped my sentry!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense your sentry was blocking the toilet and i needed to go

you stole my cake

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, It was a lie It was coconut frosting so.....your welcome!


You mocked my avatar!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense it was way to easy to mock it so i had to do it before someone else did.

you told me my unicorn is a lie!

 

[Insanum]

in my defense it was a horse with a horn strapped to it.

You bent that lamp-post!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense the lamppost was speaking to me. It wanted me to put it out of it's misery.

You belived that Turkeys are the dominent species.

 

[Sick boy]

In my defence, Turkeys inslaved my family

You are homophobic