In My Defense...

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, The Furries paid me handsomly for the Porno.

You murdered a penguin in cold blood.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

In my defense, he started it.

You ate the president.

 

[Mickleggo]

in my defence, he was already cooked.

you set fire to the whitehouse.

 

[hopeneverdies]

In my defense, none of the people elected so far were qualified.

You created a time paradox

 

[thepj]

in my defence i'm still doing that in yestreday's tomorow' today's tomorow's next week.


you destroyed the large hadron colider

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, I prefer not to have black holes underground

you wrote on my face!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, they were planning on taking over the world!


You crashed my internet!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defence it wasen't me but the evil squirrels that I have under my command!

You dare defy my rule over the world!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I'm a member of The Resistance.

You caused a massive forest fire, you prick!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, the forest wanted to die, so basically i helped it.


You ate all the Sharks in the world!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was because they're so damn tasty when being useful.

You made a black hole in SWEDEN!!!!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, they bought the Large Hadron Collider from me.


You read Twilight!! WHY DID YOU DO IT!??!?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, it was a 10 hour flight an it was the only book on the plane.


You destroyed Beverly Hills.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, they were spoiled, arrogant assholes.

You let anything go!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, it bit me.

You drank a 10 gallon tank of vodka

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was labeled Sunkist...

You murdered the entire populace of [YOUR COUNTRIES CAPITOL HERE]!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, i needed to get drunk fast!

You are Beastess!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I am ignorant of your ways!

You made me hungry! DAMN YOU!!!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, you were just standing there while I was cooking.

You made just one too many jokes at the expense of fangirls!