In My Defense...

[TheOrangeSocks]

In my defence, they were covered in anthrax and were to be cleverly distrubuted all over [insert home town here] by a terrorist group..

You're the leader of the terrorist group!

 

[Amarok]

In my defense, the West needs taking down a peg or two.

You stole all the pork in the world!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, I'm the only guy that isn't jewish in this crazy world.

Hey you! Where's the beef?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense it is in between the two buns. And aren't those old ladies dead by now?

You hit me with a baseball bat.

 

[Insanum]

IN my defence, They promised me cake.

You made me gain faith in humanity!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense they tried to shoot me with there Ray guns.

You killed a monkey!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, Mr. Bobo sounds too much like Mr. Popo to be a coincidence...

You are at the bottom of the pecking order!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that's the best place to start the revolution.

You contributed to a blatant trolling thread.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was very good trolling, and he deserved a Banhammer picture.

You reached Nobel Laureate!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have no life.
I deserve that!

You made fun of a paralyzed man.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was a hilarious joke President Roosevelt made about himself.

You have no self dignity!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I have nothing to be dignified about.

You turned off my water!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was irradiated anyways.

You nuked Megaton!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, that explosion was too good to pass up.

You deleted my saves!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, there was a ghost in your memory card, and I don't have that ecto-storage tank the Ghostbusters have.

You sold the Earth to alien conquerors from Mars!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, the economy was shit due to world-wide irradiation.

You killed the aliens I sold Earth to!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, I mistranslated "Please direct us to the nearest McDonald's"

You switched every TV in the world to show that video from The Ring!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was the greater good, and you know it.

You refuse to reason with me!