In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, I hate Commies.

You are a ninny.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, I have my own langauge and in my own language Ninny means Super Awsome Brutal Killer.

You attempted to destroy Canada.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, no one cared, so I tried to fill my free time.

You implied that I enjoy losing!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense i was tired of Terrance and Phillip

you sunk my battleship

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was made of cardboard. It was going down anyways!

You had a giant Death Ray fight in SPACE!

 

[ravensshade]

in my defense we thought an ordinary duel would be boring

you messed up the portal gun

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was trying to make it fire two different frequencies of portals.

You assumed the wrong thing!

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

In my defense, they're easy to make.

You smashed my guitar!

 

[Ristoril]

in my defense u played it badly

u gave me aids

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, I guess I won't donate blood anymore.

You touched Sasha!

 

[Akai Shizuku]

In my defense, I guess I won't donate blood anymore.

You touched Sasha!

In my defense, Sasha is a stuffed animal.

You ate a battery.

 

[Insanum]

in my defense, It looked like a cadbury's finger.

You just Spontaniously combusted

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, I guess I won't donate blood anymore.

You touched Sasha!

In my defense, Sasha is a stuffed animal.

You ate a battery.

SASHA'S A GUN!

OT:In my defense, I had grown quite tired of living.

Your the reason why Polar Bears are Endangered.

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, i didnt know melting the ice would cause them to become endangered... i swear!


You stole all my wenches!... and all my mead!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I needed to cook my food.

You sold all of my stuff!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, you didn't really need another child in the family.

You broke my kneecaps! Bastard!

 

[Insanum]

IN my defense, I needed a laugh.

You just spilled my tea!