In My Defense...

[Dorian]

In my defense, that's impossible. They can ALWAYS take the abuse.

You are a ninny.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, it's a class feature.

Why did you Rickroll the Immortal God Emperor?!?!? Now he wants us all dea- *dies*

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I DEED ET FUR TEH LULZ.

You decided to murder everyone in Rivet City!

 

[thepj]

in my defence they were all pricks

you destroyed the cosmos!

 

[eatenbyagrue]

In my defense, I had finally learned how to divide by zero

You got the entire population of New York to say Candle Jack, and now they've all gone and di

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I got bored after an eternity.

You defiled the shrine to Sithis!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I thought it was the shine of Al'Gira. That guy is a douche!

You hide the remote!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I had enough of watching the Infomercial Channel, so I changed it to Comedy Central and made it PERMANENT.

You made a one word post!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In....................Ha Proved you wrong!

You mocked Tiger Woods.

 

[Jedamethis]

In my defence, he whacked me in the face with a golf club

you turned down £20,000,000!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I'm American.

You got cancer!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you shot me with a cancer cannon!
Asshole...

You cheated on an exam!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense, If they didn't want me cheating then they should have me wash my arm before class.

You shot Mario.

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, I was hired by Luigi.

You fast traveled into a nest of Super Mutants!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense (Or in my place),Fawkes will fight them while I just walk by with my stealth suit.

You let Uwe Boll live!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, it was so he could be my minion.

You fired the Death Ray!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's a sweet weapon. Why wouldn't I fire it?

You smashed my pumpkin!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, Halloween was over three weeks ago!

You crashed the mothership into Texas!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, it was for the greater good!... of Tau.


You did the kang kang with Hitler!

 

[Dorian]

In my defense, he dared me to.

You burned 1000 dollars/euros/whatever.