In My Defense...

[Cargando]

In my defense, I have been drawn in to the shallow stereotype the community here presents.

You discovered America before Columbus!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense... whats the problem with that?


You made Atlantis sink into the ocean.

 

[thepj]

in my defence it was a city populated by assholes, you wouldn't like it

you made the cake a lie!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense it was a pie.

You created an annoying meme!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I did not know how bad 4chan would have screwed it up. Pictures of this magnitude should not be trusted to those morons.We need to give this to the least popular person in the world! *Gives to George W.Bush.*

You made Pea soup.

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, i made it for your mother.


You killed The Nostalgia Critic.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, she was asking for it.

You made my lose my copy of Disgaea DS!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, it's a horrible time sink of a game. You should thank me.

But you married me!

 

[LewsTherin]

In my defence, you said yes.

You drop kicked my hamster!

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

In my defense, it was already dead.

You forgot to use a period, question mark, interrobang or exclamation mark!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense I was in a rush and could not be bothered

You re-created the universe, and tried to leave me out!

 

[Salmaras]

In my defense, i was trying to create the perfect universe

You slapped a kitten

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I am a dog person.

You hit me with a Wii.

 

[Fr331anc3r]

You have interfered with my maniacal plot!

In my defense... It really wasn't going to work anyway.

You ran over someones grandmother with a scoot-a-bout.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense I thought it was Uwe Boll's grandmother.

You murdered and Orphans dog while you were singing him to sleep. (How's that for middle ground?)

 

[Fr331anc3r]

You murdered and Orphans dog while you were singing him to sleep. (How's that for middle ground?)

In my defense, the dog hated my singing, and said terrible things about my mother.

You got a Whammy, when you were looking for big bucks (bonus points to those that get the reference).

 

[JoshasorousRex]

In my defense, I don't get a cookie for knowing the reference

In Soviet Russia cookie eat you!