In My Defense...

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[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were whining about something really stupid. I wanted to give you something real to complain about.

You took my binder!

 

[Sick boy]

In my defence, it was a nice colour. Very Attractive.

You tried to mug me for my shoes

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, those are some amazing shoes.
I want. Now.

You tripped me on the escalator!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, it was the one going down. You'll get to the bottom of it quicker.

You trapped me in an elevator!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's a part of your claustrophobia therapy.
Embrace your fear, then let it go.
Ignore the man in the Hockey mask.

You spit on me!

 

[RavingPenguin]

Im my defense I was just hauking lugis off the empire state building, you just happen to be in the right spot at the right time.

You killed my kitten!

 

[Metric Monkey]

In my defense, it started being all weird, asking for "Chezburgerz" and stuff.

You gave my car a flat tire!

 

[thepj]

in my defence the flat tyre was the spare

you destroyed my sence of right and wrong!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, you never used it right anyway.

You started an amazing RP but stopped running it after only a few days!

 

[thepj]

in my defence it was relentlessly trolled

you took my ability to cry!

 

[Ramthundar]

In my defense, you didn't use THAT either! Don't blame me for being a devoid, empty husk.

You destroyed my laptop!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defence it was an Upgrade compared to what your running on.

You gave my Xbox a Red Ring of Death.

 

[baseracer]

in my defense, I was hypnotisted by Sony to destroy all xboxes.

You crushed my car!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, you drove into me, its not my fault that im made of steel...


You were smiling yesterday.

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, I saw one of the Jonas Brothers get smacked in the face by a seagull.

You bought their album!

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense it is a gift to my Simple minded little cousin. (Seriously stop persecuting me for going out and buying a gift)

You destroyed the Washington Monument!

 

[Sick boy]

In my defence, I was trying to break the internet

You tried to eat my babies

 

[maddawg IAJI]

In my defense they were ugly. I was doing the world a favor.

You invaded the Canada.