In My Defense...

[Shapsters]

In my defence I am Cuban

You want me to sing you a lullaby?

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, i want to see if i've gone deaf yet.

you took sweets from a small child.

 

[thepj]

in my defence i was starving and the kid was fat

you killed comedy!

 

[Shapsters]

In my defence, I am comedy

You ate the last slice of pie!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, nobody else wanted it.

You ignored our plea for help!

 

[thepj]

in my defense i was the one who was hunting you

you gaged and bound my mother and threw her in a river with a lion nammed sparta!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, she wouldn't show me her boobs!

You killed the last polar bear!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

in my defense, that polar bear goes great with ketchup.
You used your Hummer to mass murder that marathon!

 

[Azraellod]

...what? in my defense, i have no idea what you're talking about.

you set fire to my butterfly collection.

 

[thepj]

in my defence i couldn't find anywhere else to park

you ate my sugar sculpture of the taj mahal!

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, I need to sweeten my coffee.

You threw my vacuum in the lake!

 

[Azraellod]

[small]...how can i throw a vacuum?
i'll assume you mean vacuum cleaner.[/small]

in my defense, it was noisy and annoying.

you stole one of my knives.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, I needed to carve this turkey somehow.

You chucked a dictionary at my head!

 

[thepj]

in my defence i wanted to test if words could realy hurt you

you kept me awake with your nightmares!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, it was the only way to get you to read it.
in my defense, i had to tell someone about them.

you stabbed me with a mechanical pencil.

 

[SomeUnregPunk]

In my defense, you really needed some lead in your diet.

you stole the fruit off my tree!

 

[Azraellod]

in my defense, that wasn't your tree, it was on public property.

you stabbed me in the eye.

 

[Shapsters]

In my defence you deserved it.

You did what to whom!?

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In defense, whom I did what to is now dead

You broke my ship in a bottle!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I only broke the bottle around it.

You turned my chicken into a robot!