In My Defense...

[ShotgunShaman]

In my defense, the files are INSIDE the computer!!!!!!!!!!

You ran a red light!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, it was only walking before I got there.

You enjoy... err, hesitating.

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it's better than charging in blindly.

You didn't play along!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense the game was 'lets all kill Cargando'.

You pixellated my face!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it looks better that way.

You took my upgrades!

 

[Skuffyshootster]

In my defense, I was in a crippling car accident and needed them to function properly.

You ate the last piece of fudge!

 

[baseracer]

in my defense, it was your least favorite flavor.

You lost the fight!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I momentarily suffered from muscular dystrophy.

You gave me a rare un-curable disease.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

In my defense you tipped over that jar.

You burnt my house down.

 

[NeoAC]

In my defense, it was the only way to free Farrah Fawcett's ghost from your attic.

You tuned into an all-day Celine Dion marathon!

 

[ShotgunShaman]

Guilty.

You slaughtered half a million people!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, they were asking for it.

You ressurected a dodo... then ate it.

 

[Puzzles]

In my defense, the menu was vegan and I'm a manly man.

You urinated in public!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, you were the one who soaked it in petrol.

You drank my tea!