In My Defense...

[Cargando]

In my defense, you have no teeth anyway.

You used lots of annoying acronyms!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, the o.d.i.
[sup]office demanded it[/sup]

You had your ears replaced with drums!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I didn't really think the doctor would [i/]do it[/i].

You swallowed an umbrella!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, Hilary Clinton was stuffing it down my throat!


You didnt know how to twist!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, I am WHITE.
Very, very white.

You insulted my people!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, you race's name is The Git Islanders.

You wrote a crappy remake of a well-established series of books!

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, i was bored.

you stabbed a nurse!

 

[VargRaev]

In my defense, She touched me bad places... VERY bad places


You maimed, Killed and Burned my family!

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

In my defense, I thought they were my family

You tried firing Modern Warfare's number one and two into the sun. Everyone's copies. Even the game that didn't come out yet.

 

[Xero Scythe]

in my defense, i dont give a crap.

you drop kicked a bunny wabbit!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, it was funny as hell when it flew over the fence!
[sup]16k! Woohoo![/sup]

You didn't learn your ABCs!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, I know my ACBs now!

You turned on the LHC!

 

[LilGherkin]

In My Defense I wanted to prove God doesn't exist.

You shot god!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you all said it was impossible. I had to prove you wrong.

You ignored my summons!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense I thought Cthulu was going.

You ate my cookie!

 

[Neonbob]

In my defense, you were going to be gone for a year!

You crunched my arm!

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense your arm looked like a twiglet

you teabagged rambo!

 

[Cargando]

In my defense, you'd have done the same if you'd killed him.

You... are my... Father.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, did you really think I was kidding about those "your mom" jokes?

You said "thats what he said last night" joke... and your a man...

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

in my defense...wait, what?

your mum refused me cookies!!